kindergarten graduation speech from teacher

I was a bit stressed, because I’d hadn’t had any sleep the night before due to a grading deadline on my day job. Then next day I had to do assault coursy stuff, camp cooking, and assist a group with a drama, judge a drama competition, and then, just when I reckoned on sneaking off for a coffee, I had to present the prizes before the proud parents. This escalated to sleeping out with them under canvas while all the Chinese teachers snuck off to a nice hotel. I had to do a sort of “jungle jim” bivouacing demo, (which is what I’d originally agreed to) then help them to pitch their tents. My heart is in the coffin there with Caesar,Īnd I must pause till it come back to me.”Ī few years ago I was roped in to “teach” at an “English Camp”. O judgment! thou art fled to brutish beasts,Īnd men have lost their reason.

What cause withholds you then, to mourn for him? You all did love him once, not without cause:

I speak not to disprove what Brutus spoke, Which he did thrice refuse: was this ambition? When that the poor have cried, Caesar hath wept:Īmbition should be made of sterner stuff: Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill: He hath brought many captives home to Rome He was my friend, faithful and just to me: Here, under leave of Brutus and the rest. The good is oft interred with their bones I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him. “Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears You want to make them memorize something that can serve them through life and if they get this one, they’ll always have a good speech up their sleeve when called upon at odd moments - elementary school graduation, high school, reunions, weddings, funerals, everything: If they want you to teach your students to make a kindergarten graduation speech I’d make the little buggers memorize the same. I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him…’

If someone asked me to do one on the spur of the moment I would start with ‘Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears. What the f is a kindergarten graduation speech?

Kindergarten graduation speech from teacher